170430 – Chensing Machine

exobiasaday:

Today’s bias is Chen!

And he’s appalled that we don’t think he’s the best dancer in EXO.

Chen: “Alright, lemme show you who can dance.”

Chen: “Look at my smooth body rolls~”

Chen: “I know you’re staring at my thighs.”

Chen: “Isn’t my booty nice?”

Chen: “Another body roll.”

Chen: “Just imagine you’re the cane…”

Chen: “Here are some more hip thrusts.  I know you want more.”

Chen: “So… are you convinced?”

Xiumin: “Yeah, yeah, yeah!”

Chen: “Xiumin knows!”

Xiumin: “We like to dance together~”

Chen: “We do~”

Chen: “I need a break though.”

Xiumin: “Okay, let’s snuggle ~♡” 

XiuChen is everything!

In an Alternate Universe…

JB: I hate it when Yugyeom calls me Hyung

Mark: *constantly screaming*

Jackson: Hello I am the calm and collected member of Got7

Jinyoung: I have no children

Youngjae: I hate dogs

Bambam: Eww! Dabbing that’s so mainstream- that’s awful

Yugyeom: I don’t really like dancing

Me: Got7 is not the best thing that ever happened to me